Wash, Skank.


I cannot count on my abacus the number of times that I have watched ladies (I use this term loosely - read on) leave the restroom without washing their hands. Some even stop at the sink and mirror for a few moments; touching up hair, touching up lipstick, touching everything but the soap and faucet, before rushing out into the store to... touch everything else they encounter with their hygienically questionable fingers.

I have meditated on this subject quite often. The soap and water are free... there are often other washers present to provide hygiene-peer-pressure...so what gives? Is it that skanks believe that the toilet paper offers a sufficient barrier between hand and... under carriage? Or do they simply believe that their nether regions are devoid of germs? Either way, I don’t care to sample the fare.

Not washing after the restroom is just rude and those of you who skip the sink and soap are odious slobs.