Plastic Surgery Is Bad, Mmmkay?

So I stumbled upon this photographic evidence that Jackie Stallone does still frequent this planet. Someone should search her person for embalming ports. Look at her. Another example of what a screwed up bunch of wingnuts we've become. By 'we' I mean the numbers among us that try to conform to commercialized standards of beauty. Someone please tell these people that having your skin stretched around your old bones until it meets in the back is not equivalent to a time machine. Normally I would go on, at ridiculous length, upon this subject... but I think the picture says enough.